A Grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "we have a drink named after you!" The Grasshopper replies "you have a drink named Bob?"


Cream drinks are like having desert - very sweet and filling.
These drinks use heavy cream, half & half or milk as a base.
They can be served up in a cocktail glass, on the rocks in a highball glass or frozen (made in a blender).

Basic Preparation
When prepared up: Pour all ingredients into a 16oz. (pint) glass filled with ice. It should fill approximately half of the glass. Shake vigorously and strain into the cocktail glass.
When prepared on the rocks: Pour all ingredients into highball glass and shake with short metal shaker.

Brandy Alexander
¾oz. Brandy
¾oz. Dark Creme de Cacao (pronounced cocoa)
Cream

Grasshopper
¾oz. Green Creme de Menthe
¾oz. White Creme de Cacao
Cream

Pink Squirrel
¾oz. Creme de Almond (Noya)
¾oz. White Creme de Cacao
Cream

Banshee
¾oz. Creme de Banana
¾oz. White Creme de Cacao
Cream

Golden Cadillac
¾oz. Galliano
¾oz. White Creme de Cacao
Cream

Sombrero (They'll order a Kahlua & Cream)
1oz. Kahlua (coffee liqueur)
Cream

White Russian
¾oz. Vodka
¾oz. Kahlua
Cream

Dirty White Mother
¾oz. Brandy
¾oz. Kahlua
Cream

Toasted Almond
¾oz. Kahlua
¾oz. Amaretto
Cream

Pink Lady
1½oz. Gin
½oz. Grenadine
Cream

Creamsicle* (Tastes like the ice cream creamsicle!)
1oz. Triple Sec
Orange Juice
Cream
*Steve's favorite - Liquor 43 instead of Triple Sec (they'll love this one!)

Orgasm*
½oz. Amaretto
½oz. Bailey's
½oz. Kahlua
Cream

*Screaming
Add ½oz. Vodka to Orgasm

*Multiple
Add ½oz. Southern Comfort to Screaming Orgasm

*Climax
Add ½oz. Creme de Banana to Multiple